This box is engineered for the wildly creative menace who can’t walk past a human face without whispering, “Hou stil, ek het ’n idee.” Inside you’ll find face paint and a paintbrush for when she decides the entire squad needs to look like a troop of colour-coded warriors — want as sy eers begin, kan niemand ontsnap nie.  

There’s a bottle of water to rinse the brush or dramatically fling around like she’s in an emotional art documentary, a Switch Energy Drink to keep her chaos levels comfortably above legal limits, and a Sniper Energy Shot for when she suddenly announces “Ek verf ALMAL voor kickoff!”  

To keep her fuelled while she chases down friends, strangers, and unlucky bystanders who didn’t run fast enough, the kit includes 1kg of biltong — ’n kunstenaar moet mos eet.  

And because every creative hooligan eventually decides the party needs “’n bietjie aksie,” the pack also includes a beer-pong set.

This isn’t just a kit — it’s a tactical support system for the lady who believes game day is a live performance, and every person within a 10-metre radius is a blank canvas begging for her unhinged masterpiece.

- 1 × 1kg Biltong Slab

- 1 × Paintbrush

- 1 x Yellow Paint Tube (25ml)

- 1 x Green Paint Tube (25ml)

- 1 × Sniper Energy Shot (60ml)

- 1 × Switch Energy Drink (500ml)

- 1 x Bottle of Water Still (500ml)

- 1 × Beer Pong Set (14 Piece)

- 1 x Box

- Price: R800.00

- Availability: In stock

- Product code: BFP-001