The Bush Ninja Starter Pack
The Bush Ninja Biltong Starter Pack is made for that one oke who pitches up at a braai dressed in full camo like he’s reporting for special ops, even if he’s just going to Pick n Pay.
Because some ouens genuinely believe camo makes them invisible, we had to include a reflector vest so the rest of us don’t trip over him when he’s crouched behind the cooler box plotting his next stealth attack.
Since this “ninja” also snacks like he’s been living off the land for three days, the pack comes with a 1kg biltong piece to keep him fuelled.
To boost his “tactical awareness,” we added a Sniper Energy Shot — perfect for when his camo mission starts failing and he needs to reboot his inner Rambo. And because he’ll definitely claim he’s “still sharp” even after that, there’s a Switch Energy Drink to help him maintain the illusion.
For when the stealth operation suddenly turns into a party, the pack includes six glass shot glasses — ideal for when he emerges from behind the cooler box and insists everyone joins him for “net een vinnige ene, manne!”
And finally, because every Bush Ninja eventually tries to prove his hand-eye coordination, we’ve included a beer-pong set — the ultimate test of whether camo actually improves accuracy (spoiler: dit doen nie).
- 1 × 1kg Biltong Slab
- 1 × Reflector Vest (Medium)
- 6 × Glass Shot Glasses (25ml)
- 1 x Sniper Energy Shot (60ml)
- 1 × Switch Energy Drink (500ml)
- 1 × Beer Pong Set (14 Piece)
-1 x Box- Price: R800
- Availability: In stock
- Product code: BNS-001

